I earned 14 credit hours for Japanese from my placement test… Like a boss. :B It almost makes me wanna re-think my major, lolol.
You have been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn’t worked, try approving...– Louise L. Hay (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
"You're a good drawer."
imjustonekid: “Thanks” “I practice.”
Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my...– Carson Kolhoff (via breanna-lynn)
frickers: i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made.
agentscully: when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time This, and many fandoms.
roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
turiankisses: Hmm….Gliese581g’s host star is a red dwarf, meaning that the planet has to be closer in to stay warm…Being closer equals higher radiation… Yep. It’s Palaven. YESSS
dalmonite: webbyghost: boxlunches: touchingbutts: filemeunderfunky: this is ringo and he howls cutely look at him go faskldfjlkaf that was the cutest thing EVER OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH Everyone watch this, I am dyiiiiiiiiiing oh my gosh this is so cute Oh my goodness, cutie! /o/
A guy I went to high school with is wanted for... →
Fuck, I feel violated. I remember scoffing at his stupid ass in my Humanities class. Every time he came within three feet of me, I’d cringe… But I guess I don’t feel so bad for hating his guts now. God, I hope they find him, and his accomplice.
catastrophic-minds asked: thank you so much...
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.” omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
hotbabysitter: nonononononononono D’AWWW
So, when I first met my boyfriend, I avoided him - because he was too attractive. He was sexy, he had a golden voice, and he was semi-involved with a semi-friend. Off limits in my mind. Eight months later, he was single, and I finally grew a pair and left a few little comments on some of his Facebook statuses. Then I avoided him for TWO MORE MONTHS because he was just too damn kgsnkjdfgbjkd. ...
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you-are-so-perf: r-omii: I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS this is legit so sick. mindfuck whoaaa this is AMAZING EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa this is sooooo sick oh my god!!! Whoa. 3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites. done it before.. here followers amuse yourself WHOOAAAHHH!
theresavoidinmypolaroid: If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” I was actually talking about this with my boyfriend once. I told him that I’d rather see it rain...