If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
I was actually talking about this with my boyfriend once. I told him that I’d rather see it rain dicks. Much less painful; and much more beautiful.
He wasn’t pleased.
Everyone has a primary “love language” - their way of giving and receiving love. This will vary from person to person, but will usually be one of the following:
1. Words of Affirmation - If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, “I…
“I gauged my ears!”
No… you stretched your ears. To gauge means to measure, not stretch.
“I stretched my hears to a 1/2 inch gauge!” is correct.
“I gauged my ears the other day. As it turns out, I’m up to 1/2 inch already!” is also correct, because you measured your ears.
Every time someone says gauged their ears when implying they stretched them… I shudder and have to bite my tongue.
I went to Wal-Mart with my mom today, and while we were on our way home, there was a guy in his early to mid twenties, standing on the meridian to my immediate right, with a sign that said “broke and hungry, anything helps.” He had tattoos and a couple of piercings, but other than that he looked…
wat. That made me tear up. Thank you for being such an incredible person.
sleeping all day is a great way to avoid dealing with anything ever
