“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
The Americans:
The British:
The Australians:
reblogging again because that is a perfect addition.
oh god why
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
IM FUCKING CRYING
What the fuck did I just listen to.
LITERALLY GASPING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL. THIS GUY IS MY FAVORITE LIKE THE REAL BREAK UP LETTER OMG.
DAT DRAMATIC MUSIC
I WAS SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER BUT THE DRAMATIC MUSIC IT SENT ME OVER THE EDGE.
Me.
I had my father get sick when I was 22. And I was poor, alright. And my father had an ulcer, and it exploded and you know all these toxins get in your blood. And basically, my father died, whatever, 50 days after his ulcer. So I had a father get sick while I was poor.
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know… I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, ‘Was I in the right place?’ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man.
People don’t… if the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there’d be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this motherfucker down!”
” —Chris Rock [video]
Bringing this back, because some people don’t seem to understand that there is a discrepancy in the quality of care among poor, middle-class, and wealthy people, NO MATTER HOW DEBILITATING THEIR RESPECTIVE DISEASES MAY BE.
(via cgdageek)
Forever reblog.
(via missgingerlee)
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Oh my god, this would be my mom. xD
- Misogynistic: When all or most female characters in a work of fiction are presented as weak and flaw-ridden, while males are portrayed as inherently “better” or some such.
- Not Misogynistic: When a weak/considerably flawed character happens to be female.
- Misogynistic: …
Ok so yeah the entire economy and system is fucked and our college degrees are god damn worthless because everyone has one now since it was expected of our generation to go to college and we’re rewarded with college debt far beyond what our parents had to deal with and yes the whole system was set…
A few months ago, you administered my brain MRI. As you came over to insert my IV, you asked me what kind of TV shows I watched. On a whim I decided to divulge the fact that I had recently gotten into Supernatural. I proceeded to…
Cute. xD
